30 Riddles and Jokes with answers
Riddles:
1. What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
Answer: A deck of cards.
2. I am taken from a mine, and shut in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost every person. What am I?
Answer: Pencil lead.
3. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Answer: Echo.
4. What has keys but can’t open locks?
Answer: Piano.
5. I am full of holes, but I can still hold water. What am I?
Answer: Sponge.
6. I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Answer: Fire.
7. I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I?
Answer: Map.
8. I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
Answer: Keyboard.
9. What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
Answer: A stamp.
10. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps.
Jokes:
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything!
12. Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
13. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have the guts!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired!
15. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!
16. What did the ocean say to the shore?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Answer: Because then they would be called bagels!
19. What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: I’ll meet you at the corner!
20. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!
21. What has keys but can’t open locks?
Answer: A piano.
22. What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: I’ll meet you at the corner!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!
24. Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
25. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree!
26. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have the guts!
27. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hi, bud!”
28. How does a scientist freshen their breath?
Answer: With experi-mints!
29. Why did the math book look sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems!
30. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Answer: An abdominal snowman!
I hope these riddles and jokes brought a smile to your face! Enjoy sharing them with others for some lighthearted fun.
