30 Riddles and Jokes with answers

Riddles:

1. What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
Answer: A deck of cards.

2. I am taken from a mine, and shut in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost every person. What am I?
Answer: Pencil lead.

3. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Answer: Echo.

4. What has keys but can’t open locks?
Answer: Piano.

5. I am full of holes, but I can still hold water. What am I?
Answer: Sponge.

6. I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Answer: Fire.

7. I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I?
Answer: Map.

8. I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
Answer: Keyboard.

9. What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
Answer: A stamp.

10. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps.

Jokes:

11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything!

12. Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!

13. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have the guts!

14. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired!

15. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!

16. What did the ocean say to the shore?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved!

17. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!

18. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Answer: Because then they would be called bagels!

19. What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: I’ll meet you at the corner!

20. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!

21. What has keys but can’t open locks?
Answer: A piano.

22. What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: I’ll meet you at the corner!

23. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!

24. Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!

25. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree!

26. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have the guts!

27. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hi, bud!”

28. How does a scientist freshen their breath?
Answer: With experi-mints!

29. Why did the math book look sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems!

30. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Answer: An abdominal snowman!

I hope these riddles and jokes brought a smile to your face! Enjoy sharing them with others for some lighthearted fun.