My wife took my phone and deleted Jane's number and saved her number as Jane.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my side chick, Jane. I then got an SMS from Jane asking for #5,000 airtime. I rushed to the mall, bought the airtime, and sent it to Jane. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Jane had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, "Call me now".
I got out of the house to make the call. You can imagine my horror when my wife answered! Eish….I'm still standing outside…..🙉🙊🙈. Should I go inside?